Dear Crockett Sound Laboratory

Dear Crockett Sound Laboratory,

I am writing you today to share with you my thoughts about your business, and to explain why you will not be receiving any of mine beyond the content of this letter. I found your website, Wonderbarman.com, by way of a Google search while attempting to locate some information on an old, non-working Delco radio that my lady friend owns. At first, I was very interested to learn about what you had to offer in regards to repairs... but then I read your "Website!" about your "Business!" and found that I had wasted too much of my own, apparently less-valuable time...

Your method of selling your business pisses me off, and so I am exercising my right as a consumer to write this letter to you.

Initially, I found your approach amusing, but as I continued to read further I realized that you were indeed a serious, self-absorbed jerk. I'm sorry that emails and phone calls about what business services you provide cause too much of a hardship for you, and that you feel you must stop your work in order to review and then ignore these attempts at people trying to find a good repairman. My thought on this is that consumers prefer to call or email you as it's extremely taxing to shuffle through all the "BULL SHIT!" (I borrowed that from your website) that you have up on Wonderbarman.com.

Tony Mac Crutchfield, a word count of your website puts it at 12967 words, or 69291 characters. To put this in perspective for you, out of all of the books in the New Testament of the Bible, your website is larger in size to 21 out of 26 books of this Holy book. That's a bit too much content for a radio repairman, in my opinion, although maybe it's fitting... what, with your holier-than-thou approach and all.

I am also sorry that you feel the need to brag about the time you turned down a request to expedite a repair in exchange for a large cash tip from another male business owner, yet decided to capitalize when a woman offered you her time for expediting her own repair. I'm not sure why this is of important information to help me give you my business, but I am glad you mentioned it as it helped me decide to go elsewhere.

I know this will be of no consequence to you as you've stated many times that you have more business than "YO~SELF" can handle, but you've lost my business.

Thank you for your time, Tony Mac.

Daniel