My original letter to Target from September 16, 2010.
The reply:

I'd say that's a good reply... I didn't suspect they'd be able to do too much about it, but so long as they pass the info along to their purchasing team so as to help me remedy my premature shin balding problem, that's good enough for me.
Dear Daniel,
ReplyDeleteBald shins can be sexy in the right situation.
Cordially,
Mrs. Erin E. O'Brien